I'm addressing my message to a very specific demographic: newborns and infants. It's really rough going through the whole wetworld/dryworld transition thing that I thought I'd share my early experiences with fellow newbies.

Lissen boys and gals...it's a tough trek but once you've decided to journey down that birth canal (what I like to call 'The Exit Womb') you can't turn back. Trust me, many have tried and you only end being yanked out by a pair of monster clamps (wrapped around your head!) or, worse, have some kinda medical SWAT team break in through the rear door and scoop you out. That's the kind of advice I give... no nonsense, practical, day-to-day advice. Face it, we're an underserved demographic... when was the last you saw a "Getting Born for Dummies" book or a "Chicken Soup for the Newborn Soul" hardcover?