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How to make a parent say "NO NO
NO!!!!"
I love this trick because it works every time and you can do it anywhere
and, best of all, no
special props or tools are required! The first step is to catch a grown-up's attention,
usually by putting on one of your cute faces. I like this one:

Once you're certain they're looking at you with intense admiration, do this
. Do it quickly
and with assurance; you don't want to look like you were just fumbling
around with your face and suddenly stumbled onto some previously
undiscovered orifice... nobody falls for that. Do it with confidence and
deftness and you'll have them screaming "NO NO NO!!!" every time.
The look of horror on their faces is worth the occasional nose bleed.
Variation: For an interesting change, watch what happens when you do this in
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